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Death by Rope

A Crime Thriller for the freebies obsessed

by mystery freebie man

Mangled elbows have been turning up all over Canada and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a rope, and still nobody has a clue who the violent killer is.

DCI Reginald MacDonald is a fat and smart hairdresser with a fondness for freebies by mail. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the proud killer.

When his grandson, Sandie Slaughterhouse, is kidnapped, DCI MacDonald finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a solid torch.

He enlists the help of a popular psychiatrist called Maud Lakeman.

Can Lakeman help MacDonald overcome his freebies addiction and find the answers before the deranged killer and his deadly rope strike again?


Praise for Death by Rope

"DCI MacDonald is the best detective ever. A passion for freebies by mail  and freebies in general is something we all can relate to."
    - The Daily Tele
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Death by Rope does deliver an important message about the dangers of a rope."
    - Enid Kebbler
"As always, a popular psychiatrist makes the best sidekick."
    - Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
    - Zeb Gleop